Week 8: And the Emmy goes to… Matthew Stafford!
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| The second Stafford QB sneak to make the headline image. AP FTW Blog |
Clock! Clock clock clock clock! Clock it! Clock it! Clock clock. Clock. Clock.
Were there any other exciting moments of week 8? I guess the first quarter or so of WAS@DEN. Other than that? Yeah I dunno.
Top Players
THIS ONE'S FOR COACH (PURSE)
QB
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Drew Brees, NO QB
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33.2
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The third 30+ point week for Breesus, followed this week by Andy Dalton of all people.
CHERRY LOZENGES
RB
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Andre Ellington, Ari RB
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22.2
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Hey signs of life for the Cardinals and it ain’t Carson Palmer’s garbage time. Ellington got 15 carries this week, over twice as many as any other week. The ol’ give the ball to the guy that’s actually good strategy. Good to see Arizona stumble onto it.
SOPO MURDERERS
WR
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Calvin Johnson, Det WR
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36.9
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The master returns to his throne. Just shy of the all time yards per game record. It makes me wonder how good Stafford actually is when Megatron can just jump into a swarm of DBs and come up with the ball like it was nothing. Also Dallas losing right at the end never gets old, amirite?
JUST HAVIN' FUN OUT THERE
TE
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15.7
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Foot’s hurt. On a limited snap count. 3 targets.
3 catches. 2 touchdowns. Wins the week.
ROMOCOP TO THE RESCUE
D/ST
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Bengals D/ST D/ST
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24
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Wait, are the Jets good, or not? Anyway, this would be sweeter if my Week 9 crystal ball didn’t tell me Geno Atkins hurt his something-C-L and is out for the year. :( Queue the Browns comeback music.
TEAM KAPLAN
K
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Josh Brown, NYG K
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18
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Scored 100% of his team’s points in a winning effort, hard to argue with that!
Weekly Prizes
Best QB Completion % (min 20 attempts)
Winner: SoPo Murderers! Aaron Rodgers 24/29 = 82.6% !
Next Week: Winning team with fewest points from a Kicker
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