Week 9: Nick Foles, The Legend of
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Perfect passer rating and seven TDs. Chip Kelly has finally brought college football to the NFL.
Unlike last week, this week was crazy good! Seneca Wallace leading a top rushing team to a home loss against a McCown led Bears? NFC north a 3 way tie? Cowboys stave off a fourth quarter collapse while the Chargers succumb to their third of the year? Case Keenum’s ridiculous second game is overshadowed by Luck being Luck? Tom Brady’s fantasy vengeance? Jason Campbell emerges as the best Browns QB without utilizing the Known Franchise Tools™? Seahawks nearly get stomped by the Bucs? Rex and the Jets beat his brother and possibly the best NFC team? CJ2k is back? Jeez is that all the games? Oh wait I missed one. NBC just flexed KC@DEN into primetime week 11. Watch-yoselves-- next week we’re getting some Chiefs Chat.
Trying to figure out my week 10 lineup…
Oh, hmm, let me check my team...
JUST HAVIN' FUN OUT THERE
WR1
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Mike Wallace, Mia WR
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WR2
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Keenan Allen, SD WR
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Well then, @NFL, let’s rumble!
Top Players
TEAM KAPLAN
Tom’s back! My week zero prediction that he’d be fine this year was merely on a 8 week delay. Much like my appreciation of indie games. Obviously the week leader was Nick Foles. Shame on all of us for letting this best performance by a QB ever go wasted on the wire.
GIANT PROBLEM
Hey welcome to the headlines Zac! Way to be what I thought Daryl Richardson was going to be in the draft. At least I’m passed the point of regretting not trading him for Bowe. Now they’re both hanging out on the wire.
SOPO MURDERERS
WR
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T.Y. Hilton, Ind WR
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30.1
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TY Hilton, already doing pretty well now gets to fill the void Reggie Wayne left. Luck has to win somehow, and it ain’t gonna be TRich. Andre Johnson was on the Tom Brady Train back to Relevance this week too but who could have guessed it at this point? Case Keenum.
JUST HAVIN' FUN OUT THERE
TE
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23.6
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Matt you might wanna just write “Care of Jimmy Graham” on my check this year.
CHERRY LOZENGES
D/ST
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Chiefs D/ST D/ST
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22
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The Jimmy Graham of defenses. I’m saving my energy for next week. Don’t you worry.
THIS ONE'S FOR COACH (PURSE)
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Stephen Gostkowski, NE K
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13
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Almost feels like the kicker should have more in a 55 pt game. Number 1 kicker!!
Weekly Prizes
Winning team with fewest points by a kicker.
Winner: Romocops to the Rescue! Rian Lindell with 6 points!
Next Week: Longest Reception (any position) (starter)
Internet GIF of the Week
I'm not even mad.
